Boys Scouts, Trump and American Values

To paraphrase he-who-shall-not-be-named “who the hell wants to talk about politics on a writing blog?” Alas. These are the times we live in. Times when we have no choice but to acknowledge the shitshow unfolding in the World’s Greatest Nation (TM).

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Even the Senegalese hawkers selling beach blankets on Andalusia’s Costa de la Luz have opinions about HWSNBN, and are happy to share them. We can hide, apparently, but we can’t run from the catastrophic wrong of 8 November, 2016.

That disaster touched down at the Boy Scouts Jamboree on 24 July, ripping through common sense and common decency like a Russian-sponsored tornado.

A few things I learned reading the TIME transcript of Trump’s Boy Scout speech.

The United States has no better citizens than its Boy Scouts.

Boys, ONLY BOYS, make the best citizens.

“Many of my top advisers in the White House were Scouts. Ten members of my cabinet were Scouts.”

Or maybe just the best yes-men to megalomaniacs?

Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke is here tonight…. Ryan is an Eagle Scout from Big Sky Country in Montana…. He makes sure that we leave our national parks and federal lands better than we found them in the best scouting tradition.

Secretary of Energy Rick Perry of Texas, an Eagle Scout from the great state…. So, Rick, thank you very much for being here. And we’re doing — we’re doing a lot with energy. And very soon, Rick, we will be an energy exporter. Isn’t that nice? An energy exporter.

What he didn’t add was that the administration’s bright idea for energy production involves stripping federal lands of environmental protections so private companies can devastate more of America’s vanishing wilderness.

Secretary Tom Price is also here today. Dr. Price still lives the Scout oath… And hopefully he’s going to gets the votes tomorrow to start our path toward killing this horrible thing known as Obamacare that’s really hurting us.

Ah yes, it’s Obamacare that hurts people. Not being bankrupted by medical bills; watching a loved one die too soon because they couldn’t afford healthcare; or being shut out of healthcare by rapacious insurance companies that refuse to cover “preexisting conditions”. Nope. Not that. Definitely the Affordable Care Act. Definitely to blame.

As the Scout law says, a scout is trustworthy, loyal — we could use some more loyalty I will tell that you that.

Blind loyalty. Wonderful character trait. For a Nazi foot soldier.

The fake media will say, “President Trump spoke” — you know what is — “President Trump spoke before a small crowd of Boy Scouts today.” That’s some — that is some crowd. Fake media. Fake news.

Go on. Infect the minds of impressionable kids with your disgusting, manipulative paranoia-mongering bullshit. Your the President. It’s your prerogative.

he went out and bought a big yacht, and he had a very interesting life. I won’t go any more than that, because you’re Boy Scouts so I’m not going to tell you what he did.
(CROWD CHANTING)
Should I tell you? Should I tell you?
(APPLAUSE)
You’re Boy Scouts, but you know life. You know life.

Did it involve pussy grabbing?

We have a tremendous disadvantage in the Electoral College. Popular vote is much easier.

Which you lost.

Under the Trump administration you’ll be saying “Merry Christmas” again when you go shopping, believe me.

But only in December. The rest of the year it’ll be: Sieg heil!

Do you see the billions and billions and billions of additional money that we’re putting back into our military? Billions of dollars. New planes, new ships, great equipment for our people that are so great to us. We love our vets. We love our soldiers.

Not enough to, you know, provide them with proper healthcare or mental health services, but still.

It’s the newest, largest and most advanced aircraft carrier anywhere in the world, and it’s named for an Eagle Scout — the USS Gerald R. Ford. Everywhere it sails that great Scout’s name will be feared and revered,

“Feared and revered” — it’s the new “winning hearts and minds”.

What you’ve done few have done before you.

Erm, been a Boy Scout? Pretty sure a few people have done that in the past 107 years.

But the words “duty,” “country” and “God” are beautiful words.

As long as you’re not Muslim. If you’re Muslim and say anything about duty or God we’ll call you a terrorist and lock you the fuck up.

What we did, in all fairness, is an unbelievable tribute to you and all of the other millions and millions of people that came out and voted for make America great again.

Either he’s admitting voter fraud, or he’s confused about the age of Boy Scouts.

 

This should be funny. It’s not, because it’s true. There is nothing funny about that man. Nothing funny about the wrecking ball he is gleefully swinging at the already fragile American infrastructure. Nothing funny for the people trapped in the rubble.

We have to find the words to fight back. Here are some books that can help us find them.

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Common Sense – Thomas Payne

On Liberty – John Stuart Mill

No is Not Enough – Naomi Klein

Civil Disobedience – Henry David Thoreau

Requiem for the American Dream – Noam Chomsky